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I just wanted to say these...
1. Three girls just died. One brunette, one red head, one blonde. In order to get to heaven, they have to go up a large flight of stairs. On each stair, a joke is told to them. If they laugh, they arent allowed in heaven. The brunette makes it up halfway but then laughs. The red head makes it 3/4 of the way up, then laughs. The blonde makes it up all the way to the top. Once she gets there, god needs to tell her the last joke, then she's in heaven. Right before God says the joke, the blwhat did say jokesonde starts cracking up. "why are you laughing?" god asks "I havent told you the joke yet"
The blond replies "I just got the first joke"

2. Three guys die and go to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, St. Peter says to them "whatever you do, don't step on a pink cloud". The first guy goes off wandering. when he comes back, he's accompanied by one of the ugliest women you've ever seen. "What happened to you?" asked the other two. "I stepped on a pink cloud" he replied. Thwhat did say jokese second guy goes off wandering and comes back with an even uglier girl. "what happened to you" they asked. "I stepped on a pink cloud." The last guy goes off wandering and comes back with the most beautiful woman any of them have ever seen. "What happened" they asked. the woman responded "I stepped on a pink cloud".
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This is a yo-momma joke i got from my friend!!!!
Yo-momma so fat, Dora can't even explore her!!!
Hahaha