LOL!!! Me and my freind are making a yo mama joke booklet any really good and highlarious jokes
Son: Dad, what is an idiot?
Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me?
Son: No.
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Yo mama so stupid she tried to put m&ms in order
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo mama so ugly the government
yo mama so ugly she went to a haunted houyo mama jokesse and walked out with a job.
you mama so fat she has her own zipcode.
MY BEST HOPE IT WORKS OUT FOR YOU
Yo mama so nasty i poked her pussy...and it poked me back!
yo mama so fat when she gets on the scales it says 'one at a time please'
yo mama so fat when she steps on the Weight Scales it says 'to be continued'
yo mama so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side
yo mama so stupid when the pub owner said the drinks were on the house she got a ladder
yo mama so stupid she asked for a refund on a jigsaw puzzle complaining it was broken
yo mama so stupid she sold her Car fyo mama jokesor Petrol cash
yo mama so stupid she invented a silent car alarm
yo mama so ugly she put the buggie man out of buisness!!!
yo mama so ugly she made Michael Jackson look like Brad Pitt
Yo mama so ugly when she wobbles down the street in September, folk say, "Damn it, can't believe it's Halloween already..."
yo mama was sooo ugly as a baby that her mum and dad had to feed her with a slingshot.
yo mama was sooo ugly asa a kid that when she got droped off at school her parents got done for littering.
yo mama so fat when she walked outside i wuz laughin but the ground wuz crackin up
yo mama so fat when she sat on yo ps2 it turned into a flat screen tv!!
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